Unisex t-shirt

Some conversations can wait. Pickleball cannot.

The Emotionally Unavailable Until After Pickleball T-shirt is for anyone whose emotional bandwidth officially ends the moment they step onto the court. Featuring a laid-back player posted up on the pickleball bench with paddle in hand, this retro-inspired design perfectly captures the priorities of the recreational athlete who takes absolutely nothing seriously, except maybe the next game.

Wear it to the court, post-match drinks, or anywhere people might mistakenly expect you to be emotionally present.

Product Details
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Pre-shrunk fabric
Soft, comfortable everyday fit